Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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