If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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