i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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