Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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