and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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