I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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