Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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