So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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