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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

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no

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them

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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.

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(360): View more from Washington

Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.

(360): View more from Washington

DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night

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Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming

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