She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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