I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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