38 yer olds are good kisserssss
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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