I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You pole danced in your parka.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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