idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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