We're like a lot better than the average bears
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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