he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
