Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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