I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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