I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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