It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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