My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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