The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i think my cat just said my name.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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