Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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