is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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