I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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