Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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