C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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