Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
im holly from the hills drunk
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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