so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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