Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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