I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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