Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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