a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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