but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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