what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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