I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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