i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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