I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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