i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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