everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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