I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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