38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
