what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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