But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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