Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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