I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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