making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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