Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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