this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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