return my video game
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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