Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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