i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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