How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is it penis luge time yet?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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