Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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