Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Send help, water and tortillas.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
